Monthly Archives: April 2014

The Beano is bursting with Goodies!

Sometimes drawing puzzles can be a little repetitive, so I like to throw in something that will be fun for me to draw. For this week’s Beano I drew a puzzle about a group of hunters tracking down a Yeti in the woods.

I didn’t fancy drawing them in a car, so I thought I’d put them on bikes. It wasn’t much of a leap to deciding to draw them on a trandem and making these three chaps resemble my favourite comedy troupe…

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Funky Gibbon: The Goodies make a break for it in this week’s Beano.

For those not in the know, The Goodies were a trio of British comedians: Tim Brooke-Taylor, Graeme Garden and Bill Oddie. They wrote and performed in their top-rated eponymous comedy TV show on the BBC during the 1970s and for ITV in the early 1980s. The show combined surreal sketches and situation comedy.

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On Their Bike: Bill, Graeme & Tim.

The Goodies also had a string of hit albums and singles, most notably The Funky Gibbon. The most famous episode, Kitten Kong, features The Goodies chasing a giant white kitten on the rampage through the landmarks of London!

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Cat-astrophe: Kitten Kong destroys Telecom Tower.

In 1981, during the last series, Bill, Tim & Graeme go in search of Big Foot. It was that episode that inspired their inclusion in the puzzle. But this wouldn’t be the first time The Goodies have appeared in a comic, so I thought I’d pay tribute to that too…

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Blimey: The Goodies make their debut appearance in COR!!

You can read more on The Goodies cartoon capers in COR!! on legendary Lew Stringer’s comics blog HERE

Despite being COR!!‘s cover stars, The Goodies also turned up in cartoon form on the cover of this 1975 issue of Sparky.

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Covered In It: The Goodies make the cover of Sparky.

Despite all these comic cover capers it’s The Beano that can claim the most impressive link to The Goodies, as the trio provided all the voices for the 1980s Bananaman cartoon show!

The Goodies, in all their various formats, were a huge inspiration to me and remain so to this day. Together or in their separate careers, on TV, radio – or anywhere else – The Goodies are the funniest and most consistently inventive comedy team ever to grace the airwaves, screens and pages of a comic. With that in mind, as my tribute to Bill, Tim & Graeme, I hope they don’t mind me recycling that famous cycle one more comic outing!

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Elsewhere in this week’s somewhat water-logged Beano, after the trouble Gnasher caused on their last museum visit you’d think Dennis would steer clear of them, but no! This week Dennis & Gnasher are Norsing about with Vikings.

Billy Whizz is giving his pals a sporting chance, control freak Minnie The Minx is switched on for mischief, there’s machinated managerial mayhem in Ball Boy, Wallace & Gromit are wet behind the stairs, something’s scrummy when Fatty and the gang tackle Rugby in The Bash Street Kids and Little Plum is namin’ and shamin’ when he visits Damon the Shaman!

Bananaman has a few squid flying about the place, control freak Tricky Dicky is switched on for… oh, I’ve already done that one. Roger The Dodger strikes it unlucky, Blinky is heading straight for the bottom in The Numskulls and you can teach an old Tripe Hound new tricks in Gnasher & Gnipper!

There’s also funsize fun with Les Pretend, Rasher, Karate Sid, Grandpa, Pansy Potter, Biffo The Bear and Animals Crossing.

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Sadly there’s no Number 13 or Calamity James this week, but we do get a brand new strip by new-to-the-Beano artist Stephen Waller, who Dandy fans will remember from Star T-Rex, St Evils and the fantastic Growlph.

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Teen Wolf Too: The Dandy’s Growlph by Stephen Waller.

Stephen’s debut Beano strip Gwyneth’s Book Of Records gets off to a hair-raising start this week and runs for six weeks.

The Beano is available in all good Newsagents, WH Smiths, Sainsbury’s, the Co-Op and Winter Road News, Winter Road, Portsmouth.

 

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Bog Standard.

Anyone familiar with my work will already be well aware of my penchant for toilet humour, so be wary – this blog post includes some whiffy humour, foul-stinking jokes and a few crap puns. Oh… and zombies. You have been warned!

It will be no surprise to regular Beano readers to see I’ve been scraping the unmentionable bowl for a few dried on nuggets of laughter yet again for the putrid wipe-clean puzzle page in this week’s Beano. I’ve set quite a few puzzles and Madverts in the littlest room in the house. For instance, I’ve already sent loony Les Pretend round the u-bend…

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Potty: Les Pretend pretends to be a… erm… well…

I’ve gone to war on good taste with the bum-grenade lobbing Call Of Tooty

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Modern Warfart: Rank smells in Call Of Tooty.

And I dumped this filthy load all over the pages of The Dandy

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Toilet Paper: Six of my stinkiest pages from The Dandy.

You get the idea there (and yes, I did do two Call of Duty parodies – the third in the trilogy, Call Of Dookie, is still on the to do-do list).

Another of my favourite subjects is the undead, here’s a few shambling wrecks reanimated from the Beano & Dandy archive.

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ZomBeano: Pages dug up from the DC Thomson graveyard.

So, at last my love of toilet humour and the walking dead finally meet in this week’s Beano for my latest lavatorial masterpiece: Toilet Of Terror!

The puzzle is based around the premise that mild-mannered W.C Boggs has just popped off for a plop when Armageddon suddenly arrives, bringing the undead with it. The Wiping Dead surround him and you have to escape through a network of stinky sewers avoiding bum biscuits, fearsome floaters and the ever-present nightmare of a bog-paper pilfering sewer-surfing Zombie.

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Flushed With Success: Toilet Of Terror, from this week’s Beano.

The eagle-eyed reader will spot a few nods to movies here. Firstly, Carry On At Your Convenience – in which Kennth Kope’s Union leader Vic Spanner is constantly at odds with Kenneth Williams as factory boss W.C Boggs. I’m a huge Carry On fan, and although this particular Carry On is – fittingly – crap, I couldn’t resist curling out a trouserless Kenneth Williams center stage in the bog-based puzzle page.

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Round The Benders: Kenneth Williams and the gang land right in it in Carry On At Your Convenience.

Next up we have something a little less kid-friendly, recent zombies-in-the-toilet comedy horror movie Stalled.

In Stalled, down on his luck every-knob W.C is stuck cleaning toilets on Christmas Eve while the whole office parties around him. Things couldn’t get much worse, until the zombie apocalypse arrives and W.C is left trapped in the crapper and in deep crap!

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Diarrhea Of The Dead: W.C has the crap scared out of him.

Stalled is the bonkers brainchild of madcap movie making Brit duo Dan Palmer and Christian James, and as well as a zombie outbreak it also features artwork by myself and fellow Beano doodler Andy Fanton.

Stalled is available on DVD now from HERE and HERE as well as a host of online streaming sites such as Netflix and BlinkBox.

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Stalled: Plopping out now on DVD & Bluray.

Ignoring my involvement, I loved Stalled, it’s everything a Zombie movie should be and really is a claustrophobic  triumph. You can read a more in-depth review of Stalled on FlickeringMyth.com or watch the trailer HERE (it’s not for kids, obviously!)

Back to the puzzle and, in tribute to Stalled, if you look closely you can see a zombified version of W.C on the left of the page, peeping over the instructions and the background of the page (and this page’s header) is made up of a repeated image used in Stalled‘s online marketing (I asked writer and star Dan Palmer if I could use it).

My next puzzle doesn’t feature any zombies, fart gags, toilets or in-jokes. It’s just a plain old straight up tale of scientists hunting for a yeti. Here’s a sneaky peeky at part of it…

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COR!!: My next puzzle is packed with goodies.

The Beano is out now in all good newsagents, WH Smiths, Sainsbury’s and the Co-Op priced £2. It’s packed with comics, puzzles, pranks and competitions as well as appearances from all your favourite comic characters from Dennis The Menace, Billy Whizz, The Bash Street Kids, Bananaman and Roger the Dodger to Biffo the Bear, Pansy Potter and Little Plum.

Finally, I couldn’t flush this blog away without sharing this, my take on Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge Of The Sith from The Dandy.

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Fart Wars: Forcing one out.

 

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Puzzles, panels and perilous tasks.

PHEW! It’s been a busy few months for me and The Beano! There’s a lot to get through here, so I’ll try and keep it brief!

Firstly, I’ve had 2 new mini strips start:

The latest is Animals Crossing, a daft strip revolving around the traditional “Knock, knock” joke.

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Clucking Hilarious: Animals Crossing runs for 6 weeks in The Beano.

Next up is How To Train Your Parents, which follows on from my Minnie The Minx strip ‘Breaking Dad’. This time the strip features Minnie showing you how to get your parents to do what you want and get your own way!

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Theme Park Larks: How To Train Your Parents runs for 6 weeks in The Beano.

There’s one more mini strip due soon, based around some pop-star punnery…

The last of my established-character based puzzles was printed a couple of weeks ago, featuring Jonah – the unluckiest sailor on the seven seas! In it, Jonah – oh no! It’s ‘im! – won a one way trip to an exotic tropical isle!

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A Whale Of A Time: Jonah sinks my puzzle pages with a tropical island tale.

Next up, the top brass at The Beano asked me to do a nice little puzzle page featuring lovely fluffy bunnies for Easter!

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Funny Bunnys: The header for my Radioactive Rabbit Rampage puzzle page.

There’s more daft puzzles on the way featuring yetis, Frankenstein, intergalactic imbeciles and a plethora of creatures from beyond the stars all coming soon!

Aside from all the doodling, I’ve also been busy writing Gnasher & Gnipper for artist Barrie Appleby, The Nibblers and Little Plum for Hunt Emerson and soon you’ll hopefully be seeing Dennis The Menace‘s fart-machine baby sister return to her own strip, Bea-ginnings! (I’m not sure who the artist is for that one).

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Gnoisless Gnasher: Gnasher lost his Gnash in Barrie Appleby’s Gnasher & Gnipper.

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Starstruck: Porky’s seeing stars in Hunt Emerson’s The Nibblers.

Still with me? Good. This year sees the return of The Beano Summer Special and we’ve all been busy beavering away to bring you a fun-packed, sun-packed treat. I was unexpectedly asked to write a couple of two page Minnie The Minx strips, which are to be drawn by the legendary Nigel Parkinson. Which is a bit like being asked to write a song for George Harrison, then having it recorded by all the Beatles. More on this another time.

I’m also unbelievably pleased to say I’ve been writing a couple of characters for both The Beano Annual and The Dandy Annual 2016. Yes, 2016! (The 2015 Annual hits the shops in a couple of months).

When I got the email asking if I would do it, I genuinely wrote back asking if they were joking! Writing for the Annuals really is a privilege and something I’ll be proud of for the rest of my life. It has to be the highlight of my career so far, even topping my full page strips in The Dandy, drawing Beryl The Peril for ‘Pass the Peril’ and drawing Calamity James and Minnie The Minx for The Beano. To be honest I still can’t believe it!

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Pass Out: The final part of the second Pass the Peril in 2011 on The Dandy’s Facebook page. Apologies for the shambolic shoddy lettering, I was just starting out and had yet to learn to write. Or draw!

I’m not sure why, but it’s traditional not to let on which characters you’re writing for, so I’ll keep schtum for now. All I will say is The Dandy character is easily my favourite DC Thomson character of all time…

Finally, back to The Beano weekly. I’ve just had my first four Little Plum scripts approved, which I really enjoyed writing. I’ll write a blog on them when they appear, but for now I’ll tease a bit more by saying one of the stories features my SECOND favourite DC Thomson character of all time, who, despite being a Beezer character, was regularly shoe-horned (or should that be horse shoe-horned?) into my Dandy strips…

The Beano is available every Wednesday priced £2 from all good newsagents, WH Smiths, Sainsbury’s, The Co-Op and Winter Road News, Winter Road, Portsmouth.

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